What is this page about? Well let me tell you:

It’s about nothing. It has spawned entirely out of boredom on my behalf and is basically going to contain various articles/theories from me, as well as a place to store all my crap.

The page title comes from a little creative alteration of the meaning of my name. My name (Craig) comes from a Scottish surname which was derived from Gaelic creag meaning “crag” or “rocks”. The surname originally belonged to a person who lived near a crag (source). For those of you who don’t know, a crag is a rough, steep mountain or rock. So basically I live on a mountain, and seeing as how I’m so awesome at everything, I decided that I would be a King too. And this is my hall. Get it? Good, moving on.

Me. Yes me. Me, me, me (me too). I am a 21 year old Government bum living in Canberra, Australia. Contrary to popular belief, Canberra is actually the capitol of this glorious nation that somehow managed to get classified as an island, country and continent all at the same time. When I’m not bumming at work, I get up to all sorts of crazy shit. Not really. I do a lot of martial arts training, a bit of hip hop dancing, play guitar occassionally and draw or play with Maya when I’m really super bored. I always reference really random shit when I’m talking or joking about, so if something does not make sense, chances are it’s from a movie or something that you haven’t seen yet. Either that or I’ve gone crazy finally.

More to come when I think of what else I want to write.